Saturday, 10 May 2008
I beg to differ
Senseless babble provided by Magic Bellybutton at approx 18:39
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Most of these people were looking for bellybutton porn
Scored!
Behold! The brilliance that is moi!
27 reasons to click here:
obviously not a fan of cunnilingus.
HA, YES I said it FIRST!!
Or even cunning linguists.
Oh no. Have I missed your actual birthday day? I knew I would.
If I have, I'm SORRY!!
Happy belated b'day. As a b'day gift, you are free to call me anything you like. It would be mutually pleasurable, I'm sure!
Best present you've ever got, eh?
Yes, you did.
I was most hurt. Spent all day crying with your lack of comment.
Call you anything I like? Cool. Expect to be attacked when you least expect it. And it won't necessarily be on my blog...
didn't you already cash in that chip when you called Bron sanctimonious that time?
I'm not going to link, you know you did.
I did, but that was when I was still 31. Now that I'm 32 it's a whole new ball game!
Plus, that was simply one of your insults recycled. I need to call her something new.
Dirty!
This should be interesting, if you're going to call me something elsewhere. People will think we're having a blog war or something!
Bring it on!!
I always liked the adjective "grubby" as an insult, it has so many wonderful evocations and mental images associated with it.
Jesus, Bron. I know Sydney-siders are a bit more behind the times, but this is beyond the pale.
MBB, I have to say I would be happy if I never again had to put up with a cunning linguist again. I can't bloody stand it, even when it's really, really good. I could think of nothing worse.
well thanks for clearing that up Keri, now we all know.
Actually, one of my ex-girlfriends was like that which wasn't in itself a problem but she performed felatio like one of those devices plastic surgeons use for liposuction. Most unpleasant.
Worst thing was when I diplomatically tried to draw attention to the fact that she had managed to burst several penile capillaries and during the act I felt like I was going to go into hypovolaemic shock, she went off and sulked.
Honestly it was like sticking my nob in a swimming pool filter, if any of you ladies are interested in improving your technique, I'll offer you a little hint, if the guy's ear drums implode, you're doing it too hard.
It's vital information, Krypto. And it was, unusually for me, at least on topic.
I've never understood women who take offence when someone tries to correct a technique that isn't working. I mean, how else are you supposed to know what someone likes? It kind of breaks the mood a little if you break out the tarot cards and the crystal ball at a crucial moment, I find.
Awesome, my blog has turned into the oral sex edition of Anne Landers.
Krypto, are you saying you have experience with sticking your penis into a swimming pool filter? Actually, scratch that, I really don't want to know.
And I agree with Keri on the not understanding women taking offence when their technique needs improving.
It doesn't even always have to be about "improving". Sometimes you're with a man who like something different to the last man, or many other men. Every woman likes different things, and I think it's ridiculous that some women don't expect men to be the same.
True.
Um, so I've heard. I don't really understand what exactly we're talking about. I assume it involves chocolate ... yes, that's it. Chocolate.
*whistles*
Stop giving me opportunities to lower the tone, MBB. I am powerless to prevent myself taking them:
Well, it could involve chocolate. I can think of at least five ways in which it could.
I thought the tone couldn't get much lower in general.
Again, no idea what you're speaking of.
MBB, I can always find a way to lower the tone.
Always.
right, well, if you ladies intrinsic competetiveness ever extends to felatio and you need a judge.......
(ps the Editor dared me to ask that, you know the rules, you can't knock back a dare).
So what you're saying krypto is that you would love to watch another guy get a blow job just so you could critique the technique of the blowers?
Maybe that could be the climax (hah!) of your movie Breasts of Fury, MBB. A Blow-Off for the fate of all human kind.
MBB have you been getting lessons from An Onymous Lefty in evasive postulation by any chance?
keri - LOL!
krypto - I have no idea what you're talking about and I resent the implication that I need any lessons.
Sorry, what you infer.
Stupid drunk brain.
No! What I said first.
Ah, fuck it.
Wine+blogging does not sense make.
Or words to those effect.
'Snot wine! Bourbon!
I'm such a bogan.
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