Electric boobaloo

Last week I had a competition about what kind of movie my boobs would make. I know, I know, classy stuff.

There were 3 entries, so that made it a bit easier to sort through, the only difficulty being who would be declared the eventual winner.

So after many agonising months, I have to announce:

Third place!

Goes to Gam, who had this little gem:

if i had to guess mb's boobs would make a movie like smilla's sense of snow mysterious, unseen by most people and very white, because she's a ginge.

Entirely accurate, of course. He forgot to mention they're so white they glow in the dark. And I must add that the pic up above is an accurate representation of the usefulness they are sometimes required to manifest. Bet you A-cup ladies can't balance things on your breasts!!

Which segues nicely into:

Second place!

Is Mikey who I must admit, has far too much time on his hands:

Can Carry, about a boobly young girl who works at a check out in a backwater town where an eccentric millionaire stops one day and hires her to carry his cans in her cleavage stopping to retrieve the cans now and then or replace the cans on consumption. But the third act stirings of romance between them occur and by the end of the film he tenderly removes the can but leaves his hand wedged between the bounces, a look of love upon his features.

Just the kind of romance every woman with large boobaroonas hopes for. It is Jane Eyre for the 21st century.

And now the moment you've been waiting for:

First place!

Is Sarah:

I reckon it would have to be an action movie. With martial arts but with special moves that involve the bad guys getting knocked out by flying breasts. They'd have to be large ones, I suppose, to get enough momentum and reach to actually hit someone... erm. So there's your movie. I call it Breasts of Fury.

I already have ideas for the costume. She'd have pasties of course, complete with tassels to give that extra illusion of movement (and to distract the people who are being attacked). Something sophisticated like these. But maybe the tassels themselves could be like mini flails. Wonder Woman would be so jealous.

In her down time (or to tone down the little-known VWL - Visible Weapon Line), she could have the starburst pasties that Janet Jackson is partial to wearing. They could double as ninja shurikens. Because a woman always needs to be prepared.


Special mention must go to Krypto who has declared that he would be interested in participating the movie whatever it ended up being. That's what I call dedication to the arts.