Ah yes. Here I am about to betray the sisterhood and exploit the female form purely for entertainment value.
A comment that I made in the post about Iron Man about my boobs having enough talent that they could make a better movie than Batman Returns has generated at more comment than I even considered when I wrote it. If I had been a guy I would have said "my left testicle" - because everyone knows that the right testicle has about as much talent as Michael Bay so therefore would never be in the running.
Consequently, it has got me thinking - what movie would my boobs make and, more importantly, what would it be called?
Answers in the comments. I'll think of an appropriate prize in a few days. Closes 5pm Monday.
Thursday, 8 May 2008
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Can Carry, about a boobly young girl who works at a check out in a backwater town where an eccentric millionaire stops one day and hires her to carry his cans in her clevage stopping to retrieve the cans now and then or replace the cans on consumption. But the third act stirings of romance between them occur and by the end of the film he tenderly removes the can but leaves his hand wedged between the bounces, a look of love upon his features.
I reckon it would have to be an action movie. With martial arts but with special moves that involve the bad guys getting knocked out by flying breasts. They'd have to be large ones, I suppose, to get enough momentum and reach to actually hit someone... erm. So there's your movie. I call it Breasts of Fury.
i don't know what movie your boobs would make because i have never seen them clothed or otherwise.
i can say that i think sarah's boobs would make genuinely funny comedies like 'tits up!' and 'thanks for the mammaries'. they would attract a large and diverse audience, but mostly young men who'd tend to get up and shout excitedly during the particularly funny parts.
Oi. WTF?
allow me to explain, your boobs are large and are a source of alternately humour and pleasure, (like when you try to jog without two bras) hence genuinely funny comedy. the audience thing, well come on, i can barely walk down the street with you without someone leaning out of a car window or nearly crashing their car to oogle you.
hahaha, sarah's blushing! it's so cute!
if i had to guess mb's boobs would make a movie like smilla's sense of snow mysterious, unseen by most people and very white, because she's a ginge.
I don't know what the movie would be, but I'd sure like to be in it.
Do you guys tag team on the computer? TheWife and in proto email days were part of a global email list thing. We pwned each other nastily on it (we were not officially together then) back and forth.
Ah mameries.
It reminds me of those posts where Sarah calls Gam "nerdboy" and the others where Gam bans Sarah from making comments.
And of course when she distracts him when paying xbox by jumping up and down in front of him.
Ah, love.
She should put out a wii version of that... X box interruptus.
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