As you do.
Have I looked for the photo in the internet? I can't believe you are even asking me that. You should know me well enough by now to know the answer.
Of course I fucking have!
Alas, I didn't find it. But, I'm not a girl who gives up easily! No! I shall keep searching for purely altruistic reasons. That's right, I'm doing it for you, dear reader.
No, no. No need to thank me. It's going to be *ahem* hard to find, but if it is out there, find it I will.
I hope you are grateful. Between this and looking for John Barrowman's penis, you'd think I've got nothing better to do with my time.
Sigh.
It's so difficult being me.
But, in the meantime, you will have to make do with this:
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Colin Firth discusses his penis with Jon Stewart
Senseless babble provided by Magic Bellybutton at approx 19:32
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I can't tell you just how little the reference to Colin Firth's penis made me want to read on.
But did you?
Stupid sexy flanders.
I fucking love Colin Firth.
And now, MBB, I love you too.
Finally! Some appreciation of my difficult work. Because it is difficult having to watch footage of Mr Firth and look for pics of his bits.
No, really. It is. I swear.
Oh, yes. I can imagine it would be very difficult. If you ever find any, let me know ASAP.
I'm so unselfish I'll try and share your burden.
And may I just say "It's a bit difficult when you're not entirely in your pants" is an excuse I'm going to be using frequently from now on.
Thank you for being such a selfless person, Keri. I take back every bad thing I've ever said about you.
And yes, it is an excellent phrase. Plus useful on so many occasions.
Colin Firth is average and that photo at the bottom is gross. I'd be as likely to look for nude photos of my highschool english teachers as for pictures of Colin Firth's bits. EW!
Oh!
I don't know what to say!
MBB, no need to take back the bad things, the photo more than makes up for it.
Sarah, my high school english teacher was hot. And so is Mr. Firth. And a masterful presence as well. I nearly took up drinking coffee just so I could go fair trade because of that poster.
I'm with Sarah, Colin Firth is average.
Please commence saying lots of bad things about me. You know I love it. Glutton for punishment, that's what I am.
MY highschool english teacher was female, the mother of some of my fellow students, and knew my parents.
Ew.
Bron. Just the kind of comments I would expect from you. Insults will come when you least expect it.
Oooh, I'm trembling all over in anticipation!!
Freak.
Takes one to know one.
Heh heh heh.
I see we've decided to resort to schoolyard taunting. OK:
I know you are but what am I?
Not playing anymore. Picking up my ball and going home. Hurrumph!
Bron, you skank. How can you say such things about Colin Firth?
I hereby declare you to be devoid of all taste.
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